Halloween having past, and with no knocks at the door for "trick or treat", we found ourselves with a rather considerable amount of candy leftover, consisting of chocolate eclairs, Werther's Original, and fruit sherbets. My wife happened to be sitting on the sofa while I was standing next to the bowl of candy, and asked me to toss a Werther's over to her, which I did. I followed this up by throwing a total of 5 at her, for a laugh, the surplus of which she tried to throw back at me, with rather sub-par aim. "I'm terrible," she said, "I can't hit you with them."

"I'm afraid to say, dear, that you just can't throw four toffees."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!